A thing I just heard at work

"Tekamul" (tekamulburner) 12/15/2016 at 16:46 • Filed to: None

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A: “How cold is it going to be tomorrow?”

B: “On your walk into work, it will be zero degrees.”

A: “.........American zero?”

bwp240 > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 16:50

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We want 0 degrees when humans freeze, not wimpy water.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 16:52

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The image you posted still doesn’t clarify that.

Tekamul > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/15/2016 at 16:55

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Rest assured. It’s going to be American zero, the best kind of zero.

bwp240 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/15/2016 at 16:55

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Kelvin... Definitely Kelvin.

Tekamul > bwp240 12/15/2016 at 16:57

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That steely-eyed glare has kept me mesmerized for 3 minutes now. I think I’d like to have a beer with that eagle.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 16:58

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Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 17:01

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It’s called Freezedom.

facw > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 17:05

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Meanwhile, I had to close my windows (but I might need the A/C on tomorrow):

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 17:08

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American zero, not that pansy European zero.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 17:18

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The sheep are *NOT* going to be pleased....

bwp240 > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/15/2016 at 17:19

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more like 0 Freedomheit

TheHondaBro > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 12/15/2016 at 17:59

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Commie zero*

scoob > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 21:27

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... I guess 20° isn’t so bad after all.

Autofixation > Tekamul 12/15/2016 at 22:29

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It will be -11°F when I head I to work tomorrow morbing.